Sms Jokes


Good Morning Sms Messages

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it’s time 2 wake up gd morning…
Your soul came back from [...]

Good Night Sms Messages

you live in ur dreams,but dreams may die. dont get shattered,never ever cry.da world is big &has lots 2 give,pick up a new dream,4 dats da way 2 live.
Saying gudnite is not just putting an end to a day.Its a way of saying , I remember u before i go 2 sleep. Hope u can [...]

Greeting Sms Messages

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Its a rose
For you
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Whatever happens 2 ur day just relax & manage to make a smile. Life is not a problem 2 b solved but a gift 2 b enjoyed. Make Everyday ur best day! Gud Morning!
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A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday [...]

Happy Holi Sms Messages

When it’s time to send Holi wishes to loved ones people simply look for some good Holi festival SMS. Well, sending a Holi SMS is the best way to shower your heartiest feelings and blessings on the dear ones and to those who stay far off. Here is a great collection of [...]

Islamic Sms Messages

“Pay attention to Allah and He will pay attention to you.”
And give not a thing in order to
And give not a thing in order to have more (or consider not your deeds of obedience to Allah as a favour to Allah) [surah al-Muddaththir; 74:6]
By no means shall you attain al-birr
By no means shall you attain [...]

Kiss Sms Messages

I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see [...]

Love Sms Messages

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh [...]

Malyalam Sms Messages

Onnu kanaan kothiyakunnundo… Wait.. “1″ Kando?? Santhoshamayo??? Nale ‘Randu” kanikkam…
hai blessy & betty sugamano
Nintey aaa chuvanna kannukal…
Choodulla Nishwasangal…..
Virayarnna shariram…
Thuduatha Chundukal….
Hoooo…..
Samshayamillla
Chickun Guniya thanneey!!!!!!
Budhiyilla,bodhamilla,soundaryamilla,
Nanamilla,alakkilla,kulikkilla,pallu theykilla,Ennalum i like U…Y?
Dats the magic of our relation
u+ur dog=chakkikotha changaran
u+urlover=enampechikku marappatty koottu
u+ur mobile=kurangintey kayil poomala
u+ur house=papi chennayidam pathalam
Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?
Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?
Chirichal kanatha pallundo?
Marakkan pattatha thettudo?
Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?
Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
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Marathi Sms Messages

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?
Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel
Najre samor dhuka vaatel
Aaspaas konich disnar naahi
Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail
Tevha tu majhya kade ye
Me tula
Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain
Priye
Me phule magitli
Tu mala pushpaguchya dilas
Me dagad magitla
Tu mala sundar murti dilis
Me morpis magitle
Tu mala mor [...]

Miss You Sms Messages

I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But…Take… 3 Seconds to think of me
1… …
2… …
3………………
So Sweet. now continue ur work..(MISS U)PRETTY
The Word ‘Hello’ means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! fattahi(agra)
There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know [...]

Happy Mother’s Day Sms Messages

Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I’ll kiss you and hug you
‘Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile ’cause I love you
On this Mother’s Day. Mommy, I love you
M - For the MILLION things she
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s [...]

Naughty Sms Messages

pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
main [...]

Happy New year Sms Messages

May The Year 2006 Bring for You….
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!
New [...]

News Flash Sms Messages

*NEWSFLASH* Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks.They charged one and let the one off.
*NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand!
*NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead [...]

Poems Sms Messages

BITE OF U
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,
but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
UR SMILE
Your smile is a general
my heart a soldier
STARS
If the universe did start with a bang
when God loved and the angels sang
one of the sparks that flew
chased [...]