Sms Jokes


Punjabi Sms Messages

Ni tu baddi hi be-Lehaz ki kariye,
Ni tu baddi hi dil saaz ki kariye,
Sanu pata hai tere pyaar ch paike kuch nahi milna
par dil fer vi na aave baaz ki kariye
Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to [...]

Santa Banta Sms Messages

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for [...]

Funny Sardar Jee Sms Messages

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i [...]

Send Me Sms Messages

Zindagi ek saza si ho gai hai,Gam ke saaye mein is kadar kho gayi hai. Tum kar do ek SMS ye guzaraish hai meri,Tumhare SMS ki aadat si ho gai hai….!!!
B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 [...]

Shayeri Sms Messages

Dil ta ek shola magr beet gaye, din woh katey,
Ab kuredona ise, raakh mein kya rakha hai
Kitnay aaye Kitnay Gaye Hum aas Lagaye bethay hain
Palkon Pay Angarey Rokay ,Deep Jalaye Bethay hain
Koi Hamari Baat Suno! Hum Subha Say aaye bethay hain
Subha Ki befikri Day ker,Shamon Ki her Ik Sohbat deyker
Loag Tou Dou Kori Bhi na [...]

Smile Sms Messages

After a shower of rain,a piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully…One drop of dew on
the grass and a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…So
keep smiling……….
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a [...]

Urdu Sms Messages

Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana
Ae mere sms mere dost ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere se muskurana aur kehna “………
I miss you yaar”
Mosquito Song :
Mosquito Song :
Bheege hont tere,
Pyasa dunk mera,
Lage amrit sa, mujhe koon tera,
Kabhi mere saath,
Koi raat guzaar,
Tujhe [...]

Wise Sms Messages

U learn to love someone wen
u find wat makes them smyl,
but u can nvr truly luv some1,
until u knw wat makes dem cry….
Mistakes r embarsin wen dey happen,
but years later wen u hav a collection
of mistakes called Experience which leads u to
<<<<>>>>
Prblm is jus d distance b/w expextd n reality,
So eithr expect less or accept [...]