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pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna

Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die.

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai…

Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don’t u have any job?

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don’t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me… my friend

Tumne Suna nahi?
Wakei nahi suna?
CNN pe?
BBC pe?
PTV pe?
GEO pe?
FM-101,103,89, pe b nahi?
to mujsey sun lo phir
“I MISS U SO MUCH

I would like to be a tear, born in your eyes, alive passing your cheeks and dieing on your lips.

Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d

Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday

Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey…..Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey… Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey…
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!

Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world… so plz start teeth brushing regularly

you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
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u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network 3.animal planet
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega

In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ‘’EXTRA SHEET’’. Stay Cool.

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it’s really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
…. I’m playing cards and we’ve misplaced the JOKER

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge……

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

L o n g t i m e a g o… o n l y idiots used… to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues….

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule…Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???

A - U’r Attractive B - U’r D Best C - U’r Cute D - U’r Dear 2 me E - U’r Excellent F - U’r Funny G - U’r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I’m J - Just K - Kidding

One Stone is Enough to break a Glass….. One sentence is Enough to break a heart……. One Second is Enough to fall In Love … and …. One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…?Ha ha ha ha

A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged

U have wasted
12345678910
…seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe….badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe….Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum…. International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe……

teray liye chand taray tor doon,
in hawaon ka rukh mor doon,
itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon

i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,i love u,don’t be crazy,i love also other alphabet like v,w,x,y,z.

app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! ” allah k naam pe dede baba”

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to asha kia hot zindagi main

Hi, I m standing by my window, waiting for ur message, if u dont sms me i ll jump from ………….Ground floor

Teri lambi umar ho,tu abad ho,tu jo mange wo tujhe mile..AB YE LINES YAAD KAR,KITCHEN ME JAA,KATORA PAKAR,GHAR SE NIKAL AUR SHURU HOJA

Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….

Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya…
Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…
Ke Lagta hai ki…
Aaj bhi TU…
Nahin
‘NAHAYA’…..

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
“YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE”
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

whn u kiss a british girl she says “kiss me softly”
whn u kiss a american girl shw says “kiss me hardly”
and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says “oai!! kisi nu dussi na” (Dont tell anybody pl

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..Any
Guess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,if sumone calls u duffer,relax,if sumone calls u stupid be cool,but if sumone calls u “cute” lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

A baby monkey asked his mother”Mom, why r we so ugly”???Mom said - Thank GOD we look like this, u should see the person reading this SMS ! ! !

A friend is like a pillow u can hug when ur in trouble, cry when ur in pain and embrace when ur happy, when u need a friend so…..buy a pillow

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!What did the elephant say to the naked man?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room… They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said ‘OH! NO! We Can’t Disturb Our BOSS!’

Lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospital

Stars + Moon=Romantic,
night + sky=Lovely day,
animals + forest=refreshing world,
u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot

Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen

Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert…..
I Know you love….Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!

ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language.
Come to Collect ur banana.

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka

Promise me v r true frendz,
i’m lamp u r lite,
i’m coke u r sprite,
i’m saawan u r baadal,
i’m normal u r paagal… ha ha ha

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai…. ha ha ha

I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n….
I got a HEART ATTACK!

Dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?
ek kadam tum baro……………ek kadam hum bare…………
baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!

Life is like a MOVIE…
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that’s COMEDY

Mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahana

A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny, G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.

Aahat si koi hui to lugta hai ke tum ho,
hawa koi lehrai to lugta hai ke tum ho,
ab tum hi batao kya tum kisi booot se kum ho

Kash aap kabi hamari gali main aain, thora sa muskurain, thora sa ghabrain,thora sa itrain, siti bajain, baalon ko jatkain, phir zor se chlain, ALU LE LO PIAZ LE LO

Jub app angrai lete hain,to mere uper nasha sa shaa jaata hai,are zzaaalim kabi naha hi lo to tera kya jaata hai.

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Tum Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha!

Who’s hot… Its U,
Who’s
Charming… Its U,
Who’s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who’s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who’s dear & near friend… Its U
Who’s a liar.. Its me!

YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means…
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere